| Romance Writer |
Hard as silicon on the outside, but mushy at the core, our permanently inspired romance scribe turns out torrid but touching tales of true love. Bring your own violins. |
| Haiku Writer |
Confines itself to
Just seventeen syllables.
Procrustean, right? |
| Press Release Writer |
Self-absorbed even for a writer, its whole oeuvre consists of press releases announcing itself... and if you can believe everything you read, it's pretty good at it! |
